penisexual

When one is penisexual they love penis so much that they sleep on penis, eat penis, drink penis, and will even marry a penis. When a person want to be penisexual they must first be a woman or translate themselves into a woman. Gays are not allwed in the penisexual group because they have dicks so they are bad people. If someone in uoir family becomes penisexual it is required that everyone in the family must fuck a penis to show support!

I AM PENISEXUAL

penisexual by David vr wright November 22, 2017

Pentesexual

A man identifying as heterosexual who can often be identified by his unchanging fashion sense of “short back and sides” haircut with a moustache and beard, tight jeans and shirt. They typically attend Pentecostal mega churches and hang out in packs. Within these packs there is usually a hierarchy of alpha males who frequently adopt a posture of standing with their eyes closed, and swaying on their feet with their arms raised.

My brother is a pentesexual.

Pentesexual by EnglishDictionary edition 2025 October 11, 2025

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Pentesexual

A man identifying as heterosexual who can often be identified by his unchanging fashion sense of “short back and sides” haircut with a moustache and beard, tight jeans and shirt. They typically attend Pentecostal mega churches and hang out in packs. Within these packs there is usually a hierarchy of alpha males who frequently adopt a posture of standing with their eyes closed, and swaying on their feet with their arms raised.

My brother is a pentesexual.

Pentesexual by EnglishDictionary edition 2025 October 11, 2025

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