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flat pellegrino

water

invented by Internet phenom Kassem G.
When I want to sound fancy I say I'm drinking flat pellegrino
by James K. Polkz August 25, 2010
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San Pellegrino

A sexually transmitted disease originating from the sluts in the greater Dirty-Reno Nevada area. Due to the extremely high daily volume of sexual intercourse with Dirty-Reno sluts this disease has been quickly spread around the world.

Symptoms are: thick and painful (sometimes burning) anal leakage, erectile dysfunction, painful urination, abdominal cramping, skin irritation to the genitalia and anal areas including but not limited to open soars, rashes, redness, and swelling. Other symptoms are dizziness and soar throat.

If you believe you have contracted SP see a physician immediately. Thus far there have not been any major advances in finding a cure for SP.

Next time wear a rubber jackass!
When Tony had sex with Joelle the was no surprise when his tiny dick contracted San Pellegrino. Now he has been burning in his nether regions and leaking out the ass for 3 years.
by Mountherintheass January 25, 2010
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Ricky Pellegrino

Very attractive and super sweet to the girls. Treats every girl like they are a princess and diamonds. He's also an amazing baseball and soccer player. Every girl likes him deep down. He will never use a girl. The most lovable person in the world he is the best person to be around.
Ricky Pellegrino one of the cutest boys ever!
by Pellegrino lover August 19, 2013
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