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peenpoof

Generally, the disappearance from one's regular social activities and friends due to the effect of a new penis in one's life. Usually a temporary condition, usually complained about by friends when one finally resurfaces. Not to be confused with poonpoof.
Heffer, because you went all peenpoof on me I had to find someone else to go to the club with last weekend... not cool!
by OaklandSweety July 12, 2010
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PEENOOSE

1. The act of throttling yourself with a noose whilst urinating. It gives an extra sensation to the act of relieving your bladder of your urinary juices.

2. The username of someone whose last name was Kooze. Haha. Kooze.

3. Freezing a ring of urine in order to use in a future hanging as the noose.
1. Peter: "It feels so much better to relieve yourself when you have a rope tied around your neck. The lack of air increases the pressure. I love to PEENOOSE."

2. Dick: "Yo, PEENOOSE, how's the stick in your ass?"

3. Rod: "There's a hanging today. Maybe they'll hag the guy with a PEENOOSE."
by JurassicGriffin April 21, 2010
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PEENOOSE

1. The act of throttling yourself with a noose whilst urinating. It gives an extra sensation to the act of relieving your bladder of your urinary juices.

2. The username of someone whose last name was Kooze. Haha. Kooze.

3. Freezing a ring of urine in order to use in a future hanging as the noose.
1. Peter: "It feels so much better to relieve yourself when you have a rope tied around your neck. The lack of air increases the pressure. I love to PEENOOSE."

2. Dick: "Yo, PEENOOSE, how's the stick in your ass?"

3. Rod: "There's a hanging today. Maybe they'll hag the guy with a PEENOOSE."
by JurassicGriffin April 21, 2010
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peeptoon

shortened version "people cartoon" - movies like Matrix, made mostly of blue screened backgrounds, special effects and bad acting!
Man you can still see the blue lines in that peeptoon!
by algee May 24, 2003
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PEENOOSE

1. The act of throttling yourself with a noose whilst urinating. It gives an extra sensation to the act of relieving your bladder of your urinary juices.

2. The username of someone whose last name was Kooze. Haha. Kooze.

3. Freezing a ring of urine in order to use in a future hanging as the noose.
1. Peter: "It feels so much better to relieve yourself when you have a rope tied around your neck. The lack of air increases the pressure. I love to PEENOOSE."

2. Dick: "Yo, PEENOOSE, how's the stick in your ass?"

3. Rod: "There's a hanging today. Maybe they'll hag the guy with a PEENOOSE."
by JurassicGriffin April 21, 2010
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PEENOOSE

1. The act of throttling yourself with a noose whilst urinating. It gives an extra sensation to the act of relieving your bladder of your urinary juices.

2. The username of someone whose last name was Kooze. Haha. Kooze.

3. Freezing a ring of urine in order to use in a future hanging as the noose.
1. Peter: "It feels so much better to relieve yourself when you have a rope tied around your neck. The lack of air increases the pressure. I love to PEENOOSE."

2. Dick: "Yo, PEENOOSE, how's the stick in your ass?"

3. Rod: "There's a hanging today. Maybe they'll hag the guy with a PEENOOSE."
by JurassicGriffin April 21, 2010
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PEENOOSE

1. The act of throttling yourself with a noose whilst urinating. It gives an extra sensation to the act of relieving your bladder of your urinary juices.

2. The username of someone whose last name was Kooze. Haha. Kooze.

3. Freezing a ring of urine in order to use in a future hanging as the noose.
1. Peter: "It feels so much better to relieve yourself when you have a rope tied around your neck. The lack of air increases the pressure. I love to PEENOOSE."

2. Dick: "Yo, PEENOOSE, how's the stick in your ass?"

3. Rod: "There's a hanging today. Maybe they'll hag the guy with a PEENOOSE."
by JurassicGriffin April 21, 2010
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