Peanut Butter

Used to be my favourite snack until the I learned the FDA allows up to 30 or more insect fragments, or one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams.

Buddy P- "Hey, What'd you have for breakfast"

Me- "Why, my favourite snack of course, Peanut butter on apples"

Buddy P casually replies- "oh so you mean you had rodent hair, cockroach legs and peanut butter on your apples?"

Me- Fuck you enemy P

by well la de da effin da February 05, 2010

Peanut Butter

Replacement word for the commonly know teenage word "Plaboy"
so teachers and parents have no idea what you are talking about

Man i got some peanut butter last night

by Chase B. March 11, 2008

Peanut Butter

The act of recieving oral sex (blowjob) while playing videogames.

Oh god! My computer screen is as white as Santa Clause's beard after all that peanut butter last night!

by LolzJeffyLolz January 28, 2010

Peanut Butter

internet slang for Pedobear, another internet meme for one who prefers younger company, now moving into actual slang.

Pedobear: Hey guys I'd like you to meet my new girlfriend.

Guy 1: Girlfriend? I thought she was your niece or something. How old is she?

Pedobear: 14

Guy 2: Whoa there peanut butter slow down!

by concernedparentlol August 23, 2009

Peanut Butter

;) a sexual time between two men and a sandwich

Nathan - 'Will you please make me a sandwich, you sexy, sexy beast?'

Daniel - 'Is that a peanut butter sandwich ay baby ;)'

by Syrill and Sybil January 15, 2009

Peanut Butter

A sticky substance also known as a foreign person's name as Pee-nute Bute-e-air. :

Off Zoey 101...
warning, saying Peenute Buteeair will make you hungry for Peanut Butter.

Girl 1: Hey there's Peenute Buteeair!
Girl 2: You mean the new foreign kid?

Girl 1: I'm hungry! I want some Peanut Butter!

by TheOne&Only RawrrrQueen April 28, 2009

peanut butter

a name used to refer to a slutty girl.... you know peanut butter ... spreads easy

Oh my god, theres Michelle, PEANUT BUTTER!

by LindowLove June 23, 2007