1) Anal secretion, usually during the process of running and/or skype conversations.
2) A spontaneous bowal movement
3) Of are referring to an abnormally large foreign object in a man or monkey's eurethra.
Oh no big patu is bringing degueu again!

Sam: Hey where's big patu?
Ezekiel: He's on the loo the spasfon he took didn't work.
Sam: Damn that guys such a gangster.
Ezekiel: Ya I owe him one.
by Bearer_of_Truth March 19, 2009
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The expression "Patu Guts" stems from colloquial New Zealand culture. It is an hybrid of the two formal New Zealand languages, Maori and English.
The word 'Patu' is the Maori word for dirty, and often used colloquially to denote 'stink', 'crappy' or similar.

The amalgamation 'Patu Guts' therefore refers to someone who has crooked guts, flatulance, or other similar issues.
by n1neam January 7, 2010
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