parting the Red Sea

To have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is having her period.

I don't care how much you beg, I'm not parting your Red Sea, Moses.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

part the red sea

To go down on a woman, while she is on her period.

She was on the rag and wanted me to go down on her. I decided to go ahead and part the red sea.

by armyxrays January 9, 2009

Part The Red Sea

The act of slapping a girl's ass until it turns cherry red, then forcefully parting it with your two hands before insertion.

" Johny wanted to part the Red Sea with his girlfriend because her ass looked so fine!"

by splooger69 December 7, 2013

Parting the Red sea

When during sex a Man inserts his Penis into the Woman's Vagina while she is Having her period.Thus creating the same effect Moses did...sorta.

Jim caught Bob Parting the Red sea with Nancy and asked if he could join.He also volunteered to bring towels and tissues to clean up the mess afterward.

by Chanse Goss March 26, 2010

Parting of the red sea

Getting your period. prs dialing number 7

Wow....I wanted to do some in and out tonight...but since it's the week of my parting of the red sea....I'll just stay home with my ZX2000 instead of going to Le trapeze

by Andi March 7, 2005

Parting the Red Sea

fingering your girl’s vagina while she’s on her period

“I was parting the Red Sea last night and the blood stains were stuck on my fingers.”

by EnzoHater1000DethLord December 7, 2023

Parting The Red Sea

Spreading of the anus by means of both hands, placed wrist deep inside and forced outwards horizontally. Synonyms include "Black Holing", "Deep Sea Diving", "Opening the Saloon", "The Jaws of Life", or "Swimming the Chocolate River".

"Call me Moses the way I'm parting the Red Sea."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024