Pagoism

The religion in which you believe your dog is a robot.

“Are you going to church tomorrow?”
“No, I believe in Pagoism now. I no longer go to that church. I’m a Pagoist.”
“Dang, can I convert?”
“Do you have a dog?”
“No, I own a cat.”
“Then no.”

by Paul Sullivan February 21, 2008

Greek paganism

A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of the ancient Greeks.

He's into Greek paganism.

by Judge dredd7 July 8, 2011

Native American paganism

A group of religions that are a revival of the orginal Native American religions.
The largest number of people in these religions are Native Americans, but a large number of the general population have joined one or more of these religions.

He's into Native American paganism.

by Judge dredd7 August 22, 2011

Roman paganism

A form of paganism that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of ancient Rome. The style of worship is the same as that of ancient Rome.

He's into Roman paganism.

by Judge dredd7 July 8, 2011

Egyptian Paganism

A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of ancient Egypt. The style of worship is the same as that of ancient Egypt.

He's into Egyptian paganism.

by Judge dredd7 July 13, 2011

Babylonian paganism

A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of ancient Babylon. Fundamentalism Christians are especially paranoid about this religion and so as a result many people join it in order to rebel against society and the fundamentalist mind set.

He's into Babylonian paganism.

by Judge dredd7 July 25, 2011

Paganism

A state of having little or no religion and delighting in sensual pleasures and material goods: an irreligious or hedonistic person.

Paganism went to Oaks Day with his pals. When his best mate picked up, Paganism followed them home, and watched them on the job from the bushes outside the window.

by Reyab November 5, 2013