paavi

a fat spiderman who shoots webs from his man boobs

ur a fat paavi

by hahahhahhagggagag December 14, 2010

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paavani

Paavani is defined as a person who likes to pet people's head. Usually of American-indian origin. It is advisable to protect yourself (bring a condom or something of similar use ) when confronted with this human. On the occasion that you do encounter this person, take the following steps.
1) Move back slowly*DO NOT MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVES*
2) If there is a lake with FISHES, jump in without hesitation (there must be fishes!!)
3) Do not climb a tree paavanis are very adapt at climbing trees
4) Do not make eye-contact
5) If at anytime you hear a "meow", RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!
Paavanis are usually harmless, peace-loving creatures that care about global warming and such noble causes. Things that trigger a paavani attack are
- petting
- bad days
- physics labs
- etc...
If attacked by a paavani call the help line: 9833 242 228

Guy: Hey! look there is a paavani!
Girl: Oh ya! Thats amazing, but we'd better be careful i heard they can be dangerous!
Guy: Really?
Girl: Yeah! Wait! What are you doing??!! Don't get too close...!
Guy: Whoa!! this a so cool!!
Girl: Nooooooooooooooooo
Guy: *petted* , <he then passes out>
Girl: Why!!! Why must the good die young!!!

by chew joel February 18, 2008

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Kharcha Paani

- A frugal payment. Often made to someone who's doing a favour without economic benefits. It could also mean payment made to a labour.

- Bribe to a government official. Indirect way of demanding or offering a bribe.

- A coloquial threat to someone roughly translating to "do you want a beating?"

Give him some kharcha paani (payment)

Do consider some kharcha paani (bribe)

Should I give you kharcha paani? (roughing up threat)

by junglefairy August 14, 2018

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Pavani

Very smort person who send memes and cet pics all day.

Pavani aced the semester and sent me 2 million cat pics

by Barrack_Yomama February 7, 2021

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paani puri

if a dude pees in ur food, he's "paani pureed" ya!

I gave the waiter a piece of my mind and he did a paani puri in my curry

by Simham Kumar June 28, 2011

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Pavnit

Kinda weird. Kinda hot. Kinda insane. But that’s ok because she’s thicccc. Might walk into a pole and fall for skinny white bois, but she’s like a sister to all of her friends. She also asked if Costa Rica and Puerto Rico were the same thing but we love that.

Person: whose that girl that just rolled down the stair case?
Me: Oh that’s pavnit she does that a lot
Person: ohhh her names pavnit that explains a lot

by Thiccymcthicums February 8, 2020

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