punanitorium

(n.) 1. a tacitly authorized period of delay in the giving of punani, or the payment of debt in punani, following a mind-numbingly long day at the mall with a chick. 2. hell on earth. 3. a waiting period set by an authority, i.e. angry girlfriend.

"So I heard that Jim's chick just put him on an indefinite punanitorium... friends, let us now drink beer for his loss."

A punanitorium is the antithesis of world peace.

by DocOnTheRocks June 12, 2011

punani hunter

a person who goes out looking for punani (pussy)

that guys back in the club again for the 4th time this weekend man he is a real punani hunter

by koimalechon February 14, 2012

Punanified

When a woman can control the actions of a male through the use of her genitalia

Jason: Martin mate you have been Punanified since practically moving in with your girlfriend

by Jase the ace June 9, 2010

phat punanie

Phat punanie; phat-adjective. punanie-noun.used together-amazing. Punanie obviously a synonym for pussy,no definition needed.phat spelled this way refers to that very rare pussy, with its large lusious lips, perfectly shaped clit that swells to a mouthful, silky smooth, with juicy goodness, phat pussy offers much more than jus fuckin, use ur imaginations, take time to enjoy. (pussy so good, it needs a warning lable. Once u get summa this shit, up never want another, requires 100℅ dedication to please, but once mastered itl blow ur mind.

Only a sick, perverted, twisted soul can survive the unimaginable pleasures of a phat punanie

Pussy snatch snapper CUNT
vagina nanny puntange totally fucking awesome

by Freaky 4 jess January 19, 2017

punani

Function: noun
Plural Form: punani
Etymology: Mod. Hawaiian punani (lit. heavenly flower) from Old Hawaiian pua (blossom); nani (glory, splendor, heavenly)
1: female genitals
2: sexually receptive female
3: sexual intercourse

1. Her punani was the tightest that I had ever fucked.
2. There were tons of punani hanging around the club last night.
3. I haven't had punani for almost three months.

by raygee July 30, 2003

punani dasani

a pussy so wet, it's like a bottle of dasani.

Fred: yoo i met this really hot girl at the club and she let me hit it!
Mike: oh sick dude, how was the pussy?
Fred: my guy, that punani dasani!
Mike: OHHH SHIT!

by TheRealJakePauler September 7, 2020

pusami

A mix of the word putang and tsunami....in short amazing pussy.

I had me some pusami last night...my balls are still tingling.

by Happiness Hunter July 11, 2009