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Where one puts his/her Butthole against another persons Butthole and both parties fart
Last night my girlfriend and I ate chipotle and spent the night porting
The act of raping a homeless person and then posting pictures of them before and after online.
I was porting the other day and my friends said they loved the pictures!
Porting by frandagdee February 3, 2025

Porting Up 

to stop what one's doing to light up, smoke, and enjoy a Newport menthol.
Chill for a second, I'm about to Port Up.

or.

I'll be there in a second after I'm done porting up.
Porting Up by killyamomz2 October 4, 2008

Cracking in the porting 

Spanish expression

It means the fact of situate a car just parked very closed to other friend's, in the way he/she can't leave it through that side.

It is very funny when you go out for party with enough friends to carry more than one car.
-Coche 1: Vamos, aparca justo al lado, que no pueda salir!!!

-Coche 2: Mierda, nos han hecho cracking in the porting. Cabrones!!

TRANSLATION:

-Car1: Come on! Park next to him. He won't be able to exit

-Car2: Shit, They did us cracking in the porting. Fuckers!!!

c o0wrjfg[porting 

Een nieuw bestaand woord bedacht tijdens het herschrijven van de Nederlandse taalcanon;
Áh man, mijn dag was echt zo c o0wrjfgporting vandaag, ik wil echt c o0wrjfgporting, godverdec o0wrjfgporting.
c o0wrjfg[porting by O~J November 29, 2023

Stop Posting about among us 

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
Hey bro! Have you heard of the new among us update?

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!