poopocalypse

A shit storm of catastrophic proportions. Originally coined by The Ratliff Brothers.

If the boss finds out you called in sick and went to the beach all day it'll be the poopocalypse.

If dad finds that bag of pot hidden in your room there's gonna be a poopocalypse.

by DaveNW May 23, 2006

Pooprosal

You propose to a girl by putting the ring in a beer preferably a PBR or Natty light. She then drinks the beer without knowing the ring is in it and accidentally swallows the ring. You then dig through her poo to find the ring and propose....

Girl: Im engaged

Girls friend: How did he propose?

Girl: I drank a PBR and swallowed the ring on accident. Later on that night I pooped the ring out. He then found the ring in my poo, got on one knee, and gave me a pooprosal.

by Shizzel Dizzel July 17, 2009

pooporities

a poop that is regarded as more important than any other activity.

Brian: Hey you going to that Bear Ghost show tonight?
Brandon: Nah man, I have major pooporities to tend to.

by gillystatus July 26, 2015

Poophoria

That euphoric feel after taking the perfect poo

John: yo. Why do you look so happy bro?

Peter: poophoria

John: well, shit

by Monkeybum December 15, 2015

poopocalypse

An extraordinary event involving a Roomba smearing dog shit all over the house in the middle of the night in an aesthetic manner similar to a Jackson Pollack painting. The term was originally coined by David Pakman Show producer Jason and reiterated by producer Louis on August 18th, 2016.

"The Roomba is a great tool for cleaning your house but, if you have a pet who shits during the night, can lead to a 'Poopocalypse' ."

by Pakman's Man Pack August 18, 2016

poopercalifragilisticexpialidoodcious

to have a wonderful time pooping!!

did you have a poopercalifragilisticexpialidoodcious on the toilet???!!!!!!!

by b ccgnhmjukh,. February 7, 2019

Poophoria

the feeling of satisfaction gained after having taken a huge dump, specially when the urges to poop were unbearable

Following the poophoria, Mike returned to the dinner table for some steak and mashed potatoes.

by Cecs Fabregas May 17, 2011