Someone who is interested in computers, science, and nothing else. One to who'm the concept of friends and relationships are non existant. A plude might also have the random urge to talk very loudly, spit apalling amounts of saliva on the talk-ee. Pludes are very well known to profoundly use the words "Fuck", and "Dammnt". Pludes are generaly the grade assholes who rats out on other classmates, therefore making them very well hated.
Plude: Dammnt! My Fucking laptop got another virus. It Was Your fault.
Cool Person: No, god hates you, thats why you got a virus.
God: hahahahaha
Cool Person: No, god hates you, thats why you got a virus.
God: hahahahaha
by John Fillip March 25, 2007
I am The Attack Kazbuski. The spelling of my name may vary from region to region. However, that's not why I'm here. I was sent to tell you all the Tale of Plude. Plude was a righteous dude (righteous meaning he was the embodiment of the 'ch' sound in the word), and he was the height of ridiculosity. I could not fathom the ridiculosity to that degree, so I had to become even more ridiculous to battle him. Then I transformed his 'dude-hood' into 'plude-hood,' making everything he was, did, said, or thought, into the realm of plude. It's difficult because you can't learn the Plude-ship, you only know it. And most who practice it only know it for face value. See the example to gain some, but not a sufficient, idea of The Plude.
Shmy name tis Trike. Ply plike to plo to pleep in the pliddle of shla play. Shly shlink PlI'm plotally schlweet. PLATEVER PLUDES!
Plude was the invention of "The Attack Kazbuski" (not sure about the spelling) who decided one day that the first letters of almost every word in a sentence should be replaced with "pl." And frankly it is just awesome.
Platever Pluuuuuude.
by Merinauth February 03, 2004
by Be Kind To People ;) March 21, 2019