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Pigment Ninja

One who is extremely well at selling drugs, not going to school, blaming white people for their problems, and spending welfare checks on grape drank.

Here is a list of the known pigment Ninjas:

The fast Ninja:
One who is extremely well at running from the Police, this form of pigment hails from Kenya. They never stop running.

The educated Ninja:
Thought to be extinct, these ninjas have only been mentioned in myth. Only one is thought to exist and he will be the next president.

The dreaming Ninja:
Martin Luther King

The "Glove just doesn't fit Ninja"
OJ Simpson, also known as the "I didn't do it Ninja.

The Church Ninja:
Good examples of these Ninjas are Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, these Ninjas are actually Black Supremacists.

The Muffin Top Ninja:
The female pigment ninja, these ninjas believe that they are sexy, when in fact they are far from anything resembling boner material.

The KFC Ninja:
The most common form of Pigment Ninja, These ninja's are thought to be part of the Colonels army.

The Nigga Ninja:
This form of Pigment uses the word Nigga every other word.

There are many other forms of Pigment Ninjas around the world but these are the most common
Look at that Pigment Ninja over there.

Ya he sure does enjoy that KFC.
by Nigga4lyfeHomieG December 22, 2008
mugGet the Pigment Ninjamug.

pigmentally confused

A white girl or guy that acts as if they are black. Another way of calling someone a Wigger.
That white girl is trying so hard to be black. Yeah she's pigmentally confused.
by Honky Hater January 13, 2008
mugGet the pigmentally confusedmug.

Emma Pigment

Fugly, gross, disgusting, over rated
Omg that outfit is so emma pigment

She is sooooo emma pigment

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by heff'shousecoat October 23, 2012
mugGet the Emma Pigmentmug.

Pigmentally Challenged

2020 is filled with atrocities committed by the pigmentally challenged.
by Fifties&animetities June 4, 2020
mugGet the Pigmentally Challengedmug.

pigment of your imagination

Something that is not factual; a made up and/or incorrect idea.

A better and funnier way to say "a figment of your imagination."
Bob: Wait. Girl, your eyes are BLUE? I coulda swore they were brown.
Janice: Nope, that was just a pigment of your imagination!
by notafrasshole April 2, 2009
mugGet the pigment of your imaginationmug.

pigment enhanced

I met a pigment enhanced man today. He was quite charming
by dalogic1 May 24, 2016
mugGet the pigment enhancedmug.

So pigmented

Cool, awesome, good, trendy. The new fetch
Used by MannyMUA in almost all of his videos.
Jeffree: Have you look to this meme? It makes me laugh everytime I see it.
Manny: Yeah, it's SO PIGMENTED
by thisuserissopigmented August 4, 2017
mugGet the So pigmentedmug.

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