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penus

the carrot was penus.
by Blarto April 18, 2009
mugGet the penusmug.

penu

magical word that you say in the classroom out loud
penuuuuuu
mugGet the penumug.

Penus

Slang for Chili-Lemon Peanuts, usually said by a person of hispanic descent. Essentially the word peanuts in a Spanish accent.
Ey, I could really use some penus.
by soffpipis March 18, 2019
mugGet the Penusmug.

Penu

Linday's word for penis.
Rolly's PENU is extremely small.
by Chelsea Neville March 16, 2004
mugGet the Penumug.

Penu

Drunk ass bitch. Otherwise known as Penu Premium when blackout.
Damn that girl was Penu PREMIUM last night. She was definitely blackout.
by Imthatbitxh March 16, 2021
mugGet the Penumug.

Penu

A short but very wide penis
Have you seen his penu? It is weird.
by Harrybonbon July 13, 2016
mugGet the Penumug.

coffee penus

When you have to uranate every five or ten minutes because you've been drinking too much coffee.
(Rick): {dialing telephone}: beep beep boop beep boop boop beep

{ring...ring...ring...}

(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?

(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.

(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***
by Telephony November 13, 2011
mugGet the coffee penusmug.

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