penus

in the shape of male genitals.

the carrot was penus.

by Blarto April 19, 2009

penu

magical word that you say in the classroom out loud

penuuuuuu

by hobo that lives in the sewers March 27, 2018

Penus

Slang for Chili-Lemon Peanuts, usually said by a person of hispanic descent. Essentially the word peanuts in a Spanish accent.

Ey, I could really use some penus.

by soffpipis March 18, 2019

Penu

Linday's word for penis.

Rolly's PENU is extremely small.

by Chelsea Neville March 16, 2004

Penu

Drunk ass bitch. Otherwise known as Penu Premium when blackout.

Damn that girl was Penu PREMIUM last night. She was definitely blackout.

by Imthatbitxh March 17, 2021

Penu

A short but very wide penis

Have you seen his penu? It is weird.

by Harrybonbon July 13, 2016

coffee penus

When you have to uranate every five or ten minutes because you've been drinking too much coffee.

(Rick): {dialing telephone}: beep beep boop beep boop boop beep

{ring...ring...ring...}

(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?

(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.

(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***

by Telephony June 02, 2011