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Sleeps Fo' Pretenders. A sentiment originally expressed by gangstas and other ruffians, but now simply reiterated by college and overworked high school kids. Sometimes used to ridicule their lazy counterparts.
Mark: Hey buddy, why'd you sleep all Bio class?
Kyle: I was all night finishing up an essay for Spanish and studying for my Subject SATs.
Mark: Haha, that's rough, I just played video games and then got, like, eight hours of sleep.
Kyle: S.F.P., motherfucker.
S.F.P. by SFP. October 14, 2011
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(Acronym) N. - Professional Sneaker F***er - One who engages in the act of having sex with a sneaker. Usually male. The male usually rubs his penis on the outside of the shoe or inside the shoe until orgasm. Sometimes the participant simply masturbates and "comes" into or on the shoe itself. Very popular among exhibitionists.

This is usually a self-given title.
P.S.F. by A. P. Finkelstein III January 8, 2009
1. (n) Fat Pussy Syndrome
2. (adj.) used to describe somone with a "foopa" or "vutt"
That fat bitch has major F.P.S.
F.P.S. by jared h April 2, 2006
I cannot attend lunch because I am F.S.P.
F.S.P. by whythelongface October 31, 2023

o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c 

Oh my god please fuck me your so perfect cum in my please take my v-card
Girl/boy: o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c

Spy Pacer Five Thousand (S.P.F.T.) 

The primary vehicle of 77Pacer Studios: a red 1977 AMC Pacer hatchback automobile that's equipped with super high-tech gadgets, weapons, etc.
"I am the Spy Pacer Five Thousand (S.P.F.T.). 'SPFT' if you prefer."

K-P-C-O-F-G-S 

Acronym used to remember the taxonomic groupings of individual organisms in biology.


Keep = Kingdom
Pond = Phylum
Clean = Class
Or = Order
Froggy = Family
Gets = Genus
Sick = species
K-P-C-O-F-G-S is an abbreviation of how species are classified in biology.
K-P-C-O-F-G-S by bobmgee February 26, 2009