Gayest hockey team ever, with the gayest hockey players ever, especially their goalie. Doesn't stand a chance against the leafs.
by aj_link June 18, 2006
Joined the league in the 91/92 season, this team continuously preforms poorly in the playoffs, much of the time at the hands of the far superior Toronto Maple Leafs. The line of Alfredsson the Clown, Spezza the Goofball, and of course, the Murderer, even though, they too, preform poorly on a regular basis. Ottawa Goaltending requires it's own definition, to refer to "Ottawa Goaltending", please See, Terrible. For further references regarding this team, please see Patrick Lalime, Ottawa Stanley Cups, #1 Overall Draft Picks, and Alexandre Diagle.
"Ottawa Senators and Stanley Cups is to Don Cherry and Europeans"
- Unknown
Doug: That sure was a good game tonight, eh?
Wendel: One of the best indeed, although it was no contest. Do you agree Mats?
Mats: It was easier than getting a parking space at Scotia Bank Place.
Darcy: What did you expect from the Ottawa Senators?
- Unknown
Doug: That sure was a good game tonight, eh?
Wendel: One of the best indeed, although it was no contest. Do you agree Mats?
Mats: It was easier than getting a parking space at Scotia Bank Place.
Darcy: What did you expect from the Ottawa Senators?
by OCTranspo November 12, 2008
by Cooze #2 June 18, 2006
See also homosexual, the worst team in NHL history, with the worst regular season record. Will never win the Cup, especially with Patrick Lalime, a goalie who couldn't stop a puck if he did.
by Jeff June 18, 2006
The absolute worst team in the NHL, gets their asses kicked by the Toronto Maple Leafs on a regular basis. Only fags and queers are Sens fans. They are just unable to pull their heads out of their asses and realize that they just simply fucking suck. FUCK THE SENS!!!
Jim: WTF man. Why do the Ottawa Senators suck so many ginger balls?
Jason: I dont know man. All I know is that they should just give up and all commit suicide together cause they just suck.
Jim and Jason: FUCK THE SENS
background crowd: YEAH FUCK THE SENS!!
Jason: I dont know man. All I know is that they should just give up and all commit suicide together cause they just suck.
Jim and Jason: FUCK THE SENS
background crowd: YEAH FUCK THE SENS!!
by Leafs35 February 01, 2009
Quite possibly the worst joke of a franchise in NHL history today. They have the talent of a mediocre AHL team and their star players all request and instant trade upon seeing how bad things are.
by 81654288888 February 25, 2019