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Orri

Wow you have an Orri?
by RainbowMaster234 December 1, 2016
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orries

to be the orries. When something is fucking sick and/or amazing.

Similarly , if something is terrible or unfair it may be termed the dog orries , otherwise known as the dorries.
dude , rate these jeans?

Um yes bro ? They are the absolute orries.

OR

so jenny said she doesnt wana have a threesome with me and her mum .

Unlucky man thats the dorries
by cutestguy May 10, 2011
mugGet the orriesmug.

the orris

The Orris

The Orris comes from the sub-species Orristoplesians and is the one of the largest living mammals on the earth. There are only a few known documented sightings of the ever elusive Orris who remains a mystery to scientists.

Description

The Orris has a small scruff beard that looks much like that of a homeless homosexual man. The Orris can often be seen wearing hats that contain the team emblems of horrible football teams. Standing at approximately 5’ 9’’ and weighing in at 140 #’s the Orris’ small body size contributes to the small size of the Orris Penis. Little is known about the appearance of the Baby Orris, b/c nobody has ever spotted one or recovered a photo from the Orris bloodline.

Traits & Habits

The Orris has many strange rituals which can set him apart from other wild animals. He often can be found cheering for his favorite (and shitty) football team the Carolina Panthers. The Orris has been an alcoholic since the grandma Orris gave him some alcohol distilled primitively in the stump of an oak tree outside of her lean-to to sooth his injured back. The Orris can often be found pirating movies off of his terrible computer that he tries to convince humans is the best. Has been spotted numerous times angrily chasing humans with a tennis racket and also enjoys volley-ball. The Orris is known for terrible ID pictures and wearing nerd bird glasses while driving his jeep. It’s a jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand.

Diet

The Orris eats a very small amount of food because he is a picky little bastard. His favorite food was the chicken patty with cheese and lettuce on a white bread bun. The Orris liked this food because it gave him a balanced diet of protein, dairy, vegetables, and carbohydrates. When the chicken patty was changed and disappeared from the Orris’ feading grounds in 2006, he nearly starved to death. Fortunately for the species he was able to acquire a taste in the abundant and always present nachos, on which he enjoys pounds of salsa dip.

Mating

The Orris is very picky about his women and has very strange mating characteristics. In order to release his seed into his mate, the Orris must engage in intercourse on top of a counter, preferably that of a kitchen. When the Orris reaches climax he will yell out his mating call, YABADABADOOO!
I once saw and The Orris banging on top of a kitchen counter top in college park apartment 17.

Ever elusive The Orris has never been seen in it's baby form.
mugGet the the orrismug.

Orry eude

Popular word of the Ebit Eww language. Means "Sorry Dude" Used as an apology when you don't mean it and want to be immature.

Pronouced: (OR-E EW-DA)
Josh: "your a zitbag!!"
Zach: "Oh fuck that was rude."
Josh: " Orry eude."
Zach: "Oh your mature."
Josh: "I iddint een eww eude i orry"
Zach: "Ebit Eww is gay."
by rogthedodge January 25, 2010
mugGet the Orry eudemug.

El Orri

A well-known concept in Europe used for those who have a mental disability or have lost their sanity. This can easily be detected due to their distinct and child-like behaviour.
Person 1: Hey, that guy over there has been acting really strange and behaves like a retard. What's wrong with him?
Person 2: He probably has El Orri.
Person 2: Ah, that makes sense.
by Siggi Sixpack March 12, 2020
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Orrie

Orrie Is a micronation located in Canada.
Long live orrie.
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Orri Einarz

A entrepreneur from Iceland that is a billionaire and a ladiesman. He has had sexual intercourse with over 10% of Iceland's population. He is the CEO of Iceland's top 10 companies. He lives in Álftanes and has the biggest mansion in Álftanes. The president tried once to claim Orri's house but Orri laughed at him and spit in his face like a true CEO. He has dated Sunneva Einars, Birgitta Líf, Birgitta Haukdal, Sóley Kristín and Kim Kardashian.
Ok, so you are rich, but you ain't no Orri Einarz.
by Vöffluvagninn March 14, 2022
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