opportoonity

A chance to either read da funny papuhs or watch animated-shorts humor on television.

Putting sheets of old newspaper in da bottoms of pet-cages is a great opportoonity to have some chuckles.

by QuacksO May 26, 2023

opporpwnity

The chance to completely own someone in any competitive situation. Most commonly available when locked in battle with ponnents

Dude, the warthog was just doing donuts and you have the spartan laser... you had the perfect opporpwnity!

What the hell?! You wasted your opporpwnity to steal his girl and bring shame to his family name

by DBazzle June 14, 2010