Ooplang

The practice of keeping a portion of VAT, collected on behalf of the Tax Man, instead of declaring the full amount then hiding it from the government.

Most common people who practice ooplang are those who reside in a small Indian township of Pretoria, South Africa known as Laudium.

Indians who hide ooplang generally stash the money under their mattresses or in air tight packets which are sealed in jam jars and then thrown in the swimming pool.

by Pravin Bhai November 3, 2012

Oogling

Ogling on google. Putting deliberately dodgy search terms into google images to ogle at the results.

Will: OH my god, I just searched for 'blonde professional' on google images look what i found!

Adam: Shit! That chick must be double jointed!

Boss: Stop OOGLING all day and get on with some work. Ya Schmuck.

by Will_I_Adam April 24, 2009

oogling

ogling on Google

"Who's that girl you've been oogling?"

by Kim Yu-Na February 25, 2010

Oogling

The act of staring trance-like at the Google home page trying to recall what it was that you wanted to search for in the first instance.

Combination of Ogling and Google

Toby: "Have you seen Enid since her dilemma of not knowing what to focus her research paper on?"
Mavis: "Not really. Last time I saw her she was at her computer for hours just oogling"
Toby: "Perhaps we should help her with some subjects"
Mavis: "Nah let's just fool around"

by kuy101 April 4, 2009

poop-ooping

the act of sticking you finger in your butthole

"someone saw you poop-ooping"

by alli June 19, 2006

oogling

the act of seducing someone with your eyes/stare. Sometimes includes the eyebrows moving.

Victoria was oogling me the other day i was so turned on!!

by beasticeskater94 March 14, 2012

oodling

A person who, although affectionate, has a severe lack of manners and who will exploit any opportunity to lower the tone of a conversation, usually by making extremely tenuous innuendoes.

You horrible oodling! Oodling oodling oodling!

by Kether February 15, 2006