“This morning at the sandy hook elementary school, a fuckhead named muargo gucci toilet did a One second arrest”
by Armedteachers69 February 26, 2020
Get the One second arrest mug.Person A: Hey can I get a turn?
Person B: Sure, one second.
-4 hours later-
Person A: Can I get a turn now?
Person B: You JUST asked. Dude chill.
Person B: Sure, one second.
-4 hours later-
Person A: Can I get a turn now?
Person B: You JUST asked. Dude chill.
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Get the One inch, One second mug.An individual who buys the Marshal on second round versus a team where 4 of the members have light armor, but one does not. This individual consistently shoots the one enemy without armor once in the body for a kill.
Woohoojin was the only enemy to not buy light armor second round. He was then shot by a second round marshal body shot on one guy without armor demon.
by Poval May 26, 2024
Get the second round marshal body shot on one guy without armor demon mug.1. A measure of time.
2. More specifically, the amount of time it would take "Diesel Dan" to fuck up someone who has pissed him off.
3. This unit of time, being so quick, has yet to be calculated to an exact length. Still, researchers and witnesses to an event lasting one fucking two seconds have concluded that it is undoubtedly shorter than a New York minute, blink of an eye, two shakes of a lambs tail, and Superman in flight, which also by default makes it faster than a speeding bullet.
2. More specifically, the amount of time it would take "Diesel Dan" to fuck up someone who has pissed him off.
3. This unit of time, being so quick, has yet to be calculated to an exact length. Still, researchers and witnesses to an event lasting one fucking two seconds have concluded that it is undoubtedly shorter than a New York minute, blink of an eye, two shakes of a lambs tail, and Superman in flight, which also by default makes it faster than a speeding bullet.
by Road Block June 11, 2006
Get the One Fucking Two Seconds mug.The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
Get the onosecond mug.An Onosecond is defined as the second after you realise you have done something that is embarrassing or bad.
Examples where an Onosecond can kick in:
Text message contents: A sexy message or a picture of your private parts.
Recipient: a family member.
Seeing a typo in an important essay just after you have sent it.
Accidentally revealing a surprise to someone because you were distracted.
Text message contents: A sexy message or a picture of your private parts.
Recipient: a family member.
Seeing a typo in an important essay just after you have sent it.
Accidentally revealing a surprise to someone because you were distracted.
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