cracking a cold one with the boys

Cracking Open a Cold One With the Boys is a copypasta about drinking beers with a group of male friends which is often used to caption various image macros circulated within ironic meme and circlejerk communities online.

When your teacher thinks you're one the phone but you're CRACKING A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS

by Rickard Brown May 23, 2017

One Less Lonely Boy

On September 5th, 2010 at his concert in Maryland, Justin Bieber got pranked by his crew. For his song "One Less Lonely Girl", he usually has a female fan from the crowd brought up on stage, and he sings to her and gives her flowers. Well, on September 5th, a old, fat man wearing a crown was brought on stage. Justin was creeped out and wouldn't even give him the flowers, so he gave them to a girl in the audience. He jokingly knocked the crown off the man's head also, when he finally realized the crew had pranked him. At the end of the song, the man picked Justin up. So what usually is known as the One Less Lonely Girl, turned into the One Less Lonely Boy that night!

Justin Bieber: *backing away from creepy old man on stage* "there's gonna be one less lonely boy...?"

by shawtrightder September 6, 2010

Crack a Cold One With the Boys

The act of crackin open a bourbon or a beer with your boys but never ciders cause that makes you a little bitch

Bazza: Oi hun I'm gonna go over to Damo's house to crack a cold one with the boys
Shazza: Yeah alright cock head be back by ten

by thedarkmemelord May 27, 2017

poppin' a cold one with the boys

When, on Saturday, you find yourself with your other working comrades and are holding I smooth cool bud light.

John came home from work, became enravelled himself in a heated argument with his wife but left hurriedly with the intention of poppin' a cold one with the boys. It was a Saturday and we all know who this day was for.

by Ddock my d May 21, 2017

one tall salt boi

TSUKKISHIMA WAIT IS IT ONE K OR TWO IDK

one tall salt boi yep thats tsukki

by ONEMINORWEEB_LMAO February 13, 2021

crackin open a cold one with the boys

The ancient ritual of opening an ice cold beer with the boys. One of the most important moments of a boys life.

Sorry honey Saturday's are for crackin open a cold one with the boys

by 420yourmom May 31, 2017

Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys

1. Consuming a beer, with your friends.

2. A meme.

1.
Bob: Hey boys, wanna crack open a cold one?

2.
Me: *Drives up to window*
Me: Can I Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys?
Employee: Sorry, boys machine broken.
Me: Understandable, have a great day.

by Eridan from HSA June 17, 2017