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you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.
"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

14 year old girl 

A young girl who claims to be quirky and different
She might say she has anxiety and depression

Deep and probably bisexual
That 14 year old girl is wierd
Yeah she is annoying

16 year old girl

Girl that considers herself a virgin because she only fucks up the butt. Usualy snotty and will fuck anything that walks.
16 year old girl: Im still a virgin because I only take it up the butt
16 year old girl by Maitland FL January 2, 2009

good old girl 

Chick who will do anything for a good old boy.
Good old girl Sarah Palin does what she is told
good old girl by you bettcha January 16, 2009

14 Year Old Girl 

'14 Year Old Girls' generally range from the ages 13-15. They are many things, but here are the most common ones, and the ones you should look out for so you don't befriend them.

Generally listen to Blood On the Dancefloor, Nevershoutnever, and Forever the Sickest Kids.
Most like they will be spotted wearing skinny jeans and big shoes, such as DC's or Osiris.
Often times, they say 'rawr'/'roar' way too much.
A lot of the time, they claim to love dinosaurs and robots.
Generally, they consider themselves 'scene' or 'emo'.
Sometimes, you can catch them drinking Monster Energy Drinks, and save the tabs for necklaces.
More often than not, they love to write on themselves with Sharpies.
Often times, they buy flat-billed hats with characters such as Domo, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, and Seaseme Street characters.
Generally, they mix words that they think are big, but really aren't, into their vocabulary.
They usually are attracted to 13 Year Old Boys.
I use to really like Paige, until I realized she was a 14 Year Old Girl.

9 year old girl 

you're probably going through puberty right now I know you won't want to have the talk or have your period
I'm 9 too
9 year old girl

mom: your boobs are growing

jess: I know

mom: you're going through puberty we're gonna talk now
jess: noooooo

mom: so, you are a 9 year

old girl you are going through puberty