puerto rican oil change

It's when a chick blows a dude and he comes in her mouth, then without swallowing, she tosses his salad and spits the jiz back into his ass.

ME: "That Rosita bitch, gobbled up my load then spit back into my ass...what the fuck? "
My Bro: "Dude, that's fucking Urban Legend shit--that's the ever-elusive Puerto Rican Oil Change.

by Miriam Webster Shit April 6, 2017

Mexican oil change

What happens when you have a car that's leaking or burning oil, so you frequently have to add oil to keep your engine from blowing up. Because of the constant consumption and addition of oil, your car always has fresh oil.

Yeah, the head gasket blew in my old hoopty. Now it burns a quart every week, so I'm doing the Mexican oil change.

by Meldroc January 18, 2006

wisconsin oil change

when your having drunk sex with a chick and that snatch is so dry you use her or your own vomit as lube

"man lisa was as dry as a sandbox last night I had to do a wisconsin oil change on her and then i went to town"

by swaven da bonner October 4, 2011

two finger mexican oil change

The sexual act of placing a finger in your female sexual partners anal canal and vaginal canal simultaneosly to check her viscosity of either entrance. Then as the mechanic on duty you determine if she is a quart low and you give it her anally or vaginally after you attain the proper lubrication on your dipstick.

Lastnight as a part of foreplay I gave Jane a "two finger mexican oil change prior to having sex"

by Dave Winkelman December 12, 2007

oil change

When an athlete who does drugs has a drug test, and they go to the doctors so they can get there urine switched with clean urine through a giant tube inserted through your penis hole.

Sorry I was late Jake, I had to get my oil changed before Coach gives us another drug test.

by Stealth Money January 23, 2004

Escobar oil change

the Escobar oil change can be multiple slangs or sayings originating in Rushford Minnesota and can be used as the following. Changing of black bong water, theft of catalytic converter, theft of wheels, siphoning of oil (theft), sale of illegal substances, reverse Alabama creampie, having an abortion then immediately getting pregnant

I parked my car in the alley and some bastard gave me an Escobar oil change

by anonymous March 14, 2022

oil change

A way for an athlete to pass a drug test by inserting a tube up his urethra(penis hole), then inject clean urine in through the tube.

"We need a urine sample from you, Mr. schwarzenegger.

Arnold mutters -" I'll need an oil change"

by whosucks March 29, 2010