ohp

An acronym for 'oh please', usually spoken in awe or awesome sarcasm.

A: "Dayum boy, that is some fine butter."
B: "Ohp, that shit is margarine."

by Bobby 0'Bobson April 29, 2011

OHPE

Some stupid $#@% Monty says all the time.

*Someone does anything*

*Monty* OHPE

by 560498560498 July 11, 2019

ohpe

When you screw up, and there are other people in the room

Monnie, your balls are on fire. "Ohpe!"

by MontyNumberOneFan July 11, 2019

OHP

The term "OHP" (Out of house pussy) is commonly used among married or committed men to refer to hooking up with another woman besides the one they are with.

IHP = girlfriend / wife
OHP = that mistress down the street at a local bar.

Ex. "I'm going to go out tonight and find some OHP."

strange, getting strange, cheat, etc.

by aphexcoil June 23, 2007

OHP

Oh Harry Potter! Like "Oh my god!" but not. And better.

Daniel: "What happens in Deathly Hallows Part 1?"
Rupert: "Dobby dies!"
Emma: "OHP! That's awful!"

by itallendsjulyfifteenth July 11, 2011

OHP

The Oklahoma Highway Patrol. Drive cars (and sometimes SUVs) with lots of antennas and flashing lights. The guys you DON'T want to see behind you on the highway, particularly when accompanied by red and blue lights flashing in your rearview mirror.

The OHP pulled me over for doing 75 on Interstate 35. What the heck? There were people passing me!

by southland September 12, 2013

ohp

Abbreviation for Old Hick Productions

Ohp sure does suck shit, eh?

by Kyle March 13, 2003