October 13th

Give your partner a lap dance day! Grind that ass on their lap!

Person 1:Hey dude you know what day it is?
Person 2:What?
Person 1:*Sits on lap* October 13th !

by Forksarebetterthanspoons October 12, 2022

October 13th

october 13th is the day all men are supposed to send you cock pics

person 1 : “hey isn’t your birthday October 13th?”
person 2 : “yea why?”
person 1 : “you should get a lot of pics then”

by robbie_69420 August 15, 2021

October 13th

The day the best person ever was born. Me. Fuck that kpop bitchboy.

Me: It’s my birthday not Jim Jim kpop bitch.
Also Me: It’s also October 13th.

by HaeroldDasHure October 29, 2019

October 13th

A dumb bitch was born that day

October 13th The meaning is, of My bsf was born that day and she still lives another day luckily.

by My dumbass bsf that was born. October 17, 2020

October 13th

The day of which all females wear only white clothes, then become drenched in water for all moments throughout the day. And remember, it’s also national grabass month. So don’t forget that either!

Friend: Hey what day is it today?
Me: It’s October 13th! Get ready to masturbate!
Friend: He’ll yeah let’s get it on.

by lil sex addict October 13, 2019

October 13th

National make out with your bestie day

Laura: “hey Joan it’s October 13th ;)”
Joan: “what?”
*Laura makes out with Joan*

by Snazzygiraffe October 12, 2021

October 13th

October 13th is the day in which all females dress in only white clothes, with no underwear or bra. At 10:00 A.M they are all drenched in water and stay wet until midnight. Masturbation is required

Friend: Yo what day is it?
Me: It’s October 13th! Get ready to masturbate!
Friend: Hell yeah can’t wait to get my dick wet!

by lil sex addict October 13, 2019