octagon

a square person who is trying to become well-rounded.

That nerd is trying to be cool. He's no longer square. He's an octagon.

by Wordman999 July 25, 2008

Octagon

Awesome, chic, happenin' nightclub situated in Bangor, North Wales: pump it up all the way at the Octagon & Bliss: it's where it's at...

Hey met iawn, allan heno?
Yndw masiwr, ti?
Yndw tad - lle arall swni ar nos Sadwn?
Nunlla blaw Occi de!
Ia siwr y pleb gwirion, welai di yna.

by Hogan Pesda n Bath May 13, 2005

Octagon

The Octagon or "Octo" is a term used to describe an enormously large Female. The Octagon is in reference to the female's body figure. Octo's usually roam in packs and are commonly known to visit your local watering holes or all you can eat joints.

"Holly smokes Geary is leaving with the Octagon!"

"That Octo is going to smother that poor guy"

"ha ha ha you and the Octagon did what?

by cord in the bay September 25, 2008

octagon

What you say when somebody is coming too close or annoying you and you want them to go away. It is the shape of a stop sign and it tells people to stop. Formed by putting arms above head and joining hands.

verb form: to perform this action on somebody

sleazy old man at club: hey baby, how you doing?
girl (with arms raised above head): STOP! I'm an octagon!
sleazy old man at club: what the hell?
girl: didn't you ever take driver's ed? you STOP at the octagons!

Verb: "I octagoned the asshole across the hall who was trying to get into my pants"

by stinkylia January 1, 2006

octagon

What you say when somebody is coming too close or annoying you and you want them to go away. It is the shape of a stop sign and it tells people to stop. Formed by putting arms above head and joining hands.

verb form: to perform this action on somebody

sleazy old man at club: hey baby, how you doing?
girl (with arms raised above head): STOP! I'm an octagon!
sleazy old man at club: what the hell?
girl: didn't you ever take driver's ed? you STOP at the octagons!

Verb: "I octagoned the asshole across the hall who was trying to get into my pants"

by stinkylia July 24, 2008

octagon

Pause

Bro octagon

by chaser17 September 21, 2021

octagon

Octagon is an excellent shape,
It'll take over the world in a less than decade.
You should never call it a square or a cube,
Or your body would find in a metallic tube.

"Ayo, why his head is an octagon?"
"Probably his Creator lacks creativity or whatever."

by NeclirGo February 28, 2023