OMILF

Old Man I'd Like to Fuck.

L: 'Al Pacino is an OMILF!'
N:What the fuck is an OMILF?
L: An old man I'd like to fuck!

by Topiandwanker April 18, 2010

OILF

Octopus I'd like to funk

Everyone is doing it!

by Aaron, "the shark" April 9, 2005

OPILF

Old(er) people I'd like to fuck.

Patrick Stewart is seventy?! I don't care, that septuagenarian is one hot OPILF.

Holy crap, is Helen Mirren an OPILF! Did you see her in that bikini photo??

by pseudowoodnymph May 8, 2011

olilf

Older lady I'd like to fuck

But she has that OLILF button though.

by RougeFox July 31, 2016

OVILF

An old virgin I'd like to fuck. Milf is equivalent, but not as great as making love with an old women which is still a vergin. A normal milf will be re-used, an OVILF is fresh and tasty.

Yo bro, she is an OVILF

fuck yea let's make her a baby

by stepmomdad April 30, 2022

OILF

Acronym for Octogenarians I'd Like to Fuck

Woman in the eighth decade of life who are sexually attractive and alluring. These women are usually models and socialites who have aged exceptionally well. Examples: Carmen dell'Orefice, China Machedo, Elisabeth Himmer-Hirnigel.

"Check out that woman at the opera. She is such an OILF!"

by Jack NYC September 4, 2013

OSIF

Oh Shit I Forgot

Jimmy did you put a rubber on?
OSIF!

by Book'em Dan-0 February 15, 2004