horny on main

someone who is literally horny all the goddamn time. they might be annoying depending on who you are.

Jason's horny on main, dude. It's starting to concern me.

by kiwibo October 15, 2019

Horny on Main

It the definition of someone who on a group chat is always acting horny in the main part of the chat, for no apparent reason other than being horny.

Person E: So, how are you doing M?
Person M: I'm good, I'm just really Horny
Person E: Erm... Wut.
Person M: I just want to have Sex.
Person E: Aren't you just Horny on Main.

by Shrek's Cult May 18, 2020

mcdonalds on main

when you present your guilty pleasures publicly in front of friends, family, or a group of people

"hey guys i came back from work early"
"why do you have a hentai profile picture"
"...uh..."
"my dude did you just pull a mcdonalds on main? haha"
"...if that's what you want to call it, yes"

by drive me to drink December 12, 2018

documented on main

I already described it on my social media. In the 2000s, some people, but not most people, just some people, had a daily habit of checking social media to find out what’s going on in their lives. Maybe less people do it now than used to. But I still try to document stuff on main, so it’s helpful if you can check there first, because the stuff I am documenting is so horrific that it takes most of my energy away.

It’s documented on main, Mitchell. Let’s hang out tonight, and if you’re able to read what I’ve already documented on main beforehand, we can fill in remaining holes tonight.

by Financebro91 February 16, 2021

hole on main

A term generally used by twitter (or other social media) gay men to define the act of accidentally posting photos of their anus on their main social media- or more generally nudes on their public social media profiles, instead of their alternate media profiles which are usually specifically for the purpose of sharing nudes.

Accidentally posted Hole on main yesterday, so many new follows now

by Namaste lads February 9, 2023

Sockpuppet on Main

a slang term for outing your alternate account by making a post with it that was clearly intended to be from your main persona but you forgot to switch back first. See Horny on Main.

OMG! She went Sockpuppet on Main? Is there even an Urban Dictionary entry for that? (shameless plug)

by Paul Pinecone May 18, 2023

bush on main

having (thick) hairs of the pubic variety visible when wearing shorts, thongs , bathing suits etc.

Who is going bush on main in the park??

by Bitbatgaming October 14, 2025