C.O.M.S.C

Stands for Cum on my sweet cheeks. Abbreviation used in sexual texts

Hey Pauly! Jared texted me “C.O.M.S.C” what is that? Oh he wants you to cum on his sweet cheeks!

by Girthquake3000 December 22, 2022

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o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c

Oh my god please fuck me your so perfect cum in my please take my v-card

Girl/boy: o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c

by 0sīr|s October 15, 2022

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D.O.T.M.C.

Dick of the Month Club, A woman that likes a variety of sexual partners belongs to this club.

Gina said "Richard takes good care of me. He's definitely a member of my D.O.T.M.C."

by starbaby237 June 23, 2011

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d.y.w.m.t.c.o.a.e.y.p.u.y.c.o.m.f

do you want me to come over and eat your pussy until you cum on my face

(male) d.y.w.m.t.c.o.a.e.y.p.u.y.c.o.m.f

(female) give me a time and place

by raypoop February 17, 2024

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I.I.T.Y.M.H.C.B.O.M.M.W.Y.G.

If i told you my heart couldn’t beat one more minute without you girl

babe, I.I.T.Y.M.H.C.B.O.M.M.W.Y.G.

by his prettiest problem June 21, 2022

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True Meaning of Christmas - inserting strands of decorative lights into your anal cavity, then inserting a lidless glass jar(as large as possible) mouth-side open towards the anus, turning on the lights, then standing up(as much as possible) and "birthing" the lights back into the jar, and(if successful) using extension cords to show everyone your accomplishment

Gary ate nothing but asparagus all day, so when the jar broke, his green feces mixed with the red blood and made for the best T.M.O.C. ever.

by Protatoes January 18, 2018

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