NSFW

Not Safe For Work. Used to describe Internet content generally inappropriate for the typical workplace, i.e., would not be acceptable in the presence of your boss and colleagues (as opposed to SFW, Safe For Work).

basically... porn

.nsfw

by Dave Egbert July 25, 2015

NSFW

NSFW is an abbreviation of Nobody Survives Fighting Wario

*homies playing mario party*

homie1: Dang it. I lost again

homie2:NSFW

by idk man seems kinda gay to me March 27, 2020

NSFW

No sausage for Walter. Used to tell when Walter wants sausage but it is before dinner.

Sorry Walter but NSFW.

by LilPumper672 December 27, 2017

nsfw

Now Show Friends and Workmates - a suggestion that the viewer draw the attention of friends and/or workmates to their computer screen before following a link or viewing further content. This indicates that the following content is interesting, informative or inspiring, usually in such a way that it will get the viewer promoted and increase workplace productivity.

No, seriously, this shit will get you fired.

EncyclopediaDramatica is NSFW

by trolololcat January 1, 2012

NSFW

Not So Fast Wanker

Your response to the asshat at work who threatens to report you to management simply because you're watching the Asian girl on girl classic "Enter the Tongue" on your work computer during office hours.

Asshat: "Pornography is never allowed here. I must inform Mr. Williams."

You: "NSFW! Not so fast Wanker," as you close the office door and reach for the stapler.

by Mr. Doses February 6, 2019

NSFW

Not Safe For Work, used to refer to documents that would probably get you fired if you were looking at them on worktime. Usually R rated or higher.

Warning: This icture is NSFW.

by TweedyChic May 15, 2005

nsfw

Acronym: Not Suitable For Work.

Used when posting a link to a site of dubious merit which could cause embarrassment/P45 if linked to while using the Internet at work

Check this out! (note: NSFW)

Link: Ass-fucking pigs

by JoncBEE February 6, 2003