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not even kidding

what i just have told ou was not a joke
You know , yesterday , i fucked 3 women , not even kidding.
by bloodywizard June 16, 2016
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I'm not even mad

Meaning that you did something that would normally piss someone off but impressed them even more so that they are not angry.
"Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing."

"You just shot me in the chest...but the blood is making a smiley face! I'm not even mad!"
by james oberg May 24, 2008
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i'm not even cute

something that is supposed to let girls complement you. said by eddie greene. he once was serious, but now makes it into a joke
by j-rob mad fresh May 18, 2010
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not even wrong

Worse than wrong, being an untestable claim. Originally used by physicist Wolfgang Pauli to criticize pseudoscience even harsher than simple scientific errors:"This is not right. This is not even wrong."
Your theory makes no predictions, comes to no conclusions and is just tons of speculation. It's not even wrong.
by Fluid February 12, 2007
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not even ow!

like saying "yeah whatever man" or "whatever dude!". coined by the great kiwi icon jeff da maori...(ow)
by applefloss April 23, 2009
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It's not even minty!

An object, person, place, or thing that doesn't serve it's original purpose.
Male 1: "Yo, bro I bought this AriZona Iced tea, and it tastes like Strawberries."
Male 2: "It's not even minty!"
by Xav3ngedX August 9, 2012
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It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music.

I went to wal mart. Wal mart is playing christmas music. It is November 10th. It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music.
by OmegaRook November 11, 2011
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