noodle salad Share definition Flag The term used for having several soft penises in your mouth consecutively, or at the same time. She is the queen of eating noodle salad! I saw her handle six softies at one time at a swingers party. noodle salad by The English Coachi April 5, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the noodle salad mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch