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Monogamous Dining

When two co-workers only have lunch with each other.
John: Steve, want to see if Chris wants to come to lunch?
Steve: Pssh... You know he and Paul have a monogamous dining thing going on.

John: Well maybe he's willing to commit lunch adultery today.
Steve: Good luck with that.
by D0p@r15 February 6, 2010
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Monogamous

A relationship of trust where a partner is dedicated to another single partner, or at least apparently to the extent of being in the same zip code, or how bored some losers who can't control themselves get.
Annika's boyfriend wasn't good at being monogamous, but his attempts to cheat weren't too spectacular either.
by Mmmkay December 14, 2004
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cyber monogamous

Having a cyber sex relationship with only one person who you have never met in real life, only online.
He decided to be cyber monogamous with her because she gave really good virtual head.
by Anonymisses December 28, 2011
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monogamous relationship

A fancy word describing an relationship with just one partner.
„Do you see these too over there? They are like super loyal. They are in such a monogamous relationship.“
by Klaaaaus14 June 25, 2018
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monogamous

The act of being committed to only one sexual partner.
Once the married MILF saw the handsome former coach, she knew she didn't want be monogamous with her husband anymore. She went with him to the no-tell motel and they fucked for hours. The coach taught her so many new things, like the Cleveland Steamer and the Oral Rottenbacher. She couldn't get enough of his schlawg, and sucked it dry.
by HoodedBandit March 18, 2014
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Ethically Non-Monogamous

SOME BULLSH*T, but also a person who does not subscribe to the cultural and relational structures of monogomy, but does not do this in a way that is deceptive or irresponsible.
I was swiping through tender and every profile said “ethically non-monogamous,” smgdh.
by Guydebordisbae June 2, 2018
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