Noobus Maximus

When someone is being the biggest n00b they could possibly be. Often used to insult inexperienced users when they fuck up big time while playing an online computer game.

DragonMan32: *shoots own teammate*
Renegade: omfg, Noobus Maximus! You want to shoot the RED people!
DragonMan32: soz!!1

by illEATurHARTout March 18, 2005

noobus maximus

The ancient Latin term for a n00b during the days of the Roman Empire. It now can be used to describe someone of maximum noobic proportions.

Emperor Nero was total noobus maximus.
...or
Kid 1: I just failed my basic English class.
Kid 2: You're a noobus maximus.

by Skyther Gitlow January 16, 2007

Nobbus

a bus in the shape of a nob OR a cock that could take you places you only dream about.

"What a fucking nobbus."

by Bananarrr March 15, 2007

Noobus

A geometry shape. Often commonly mistaken as a rhombus.

No that's not a noobus, its a rhombus!

by n00basaurus October 3, 2011

Nonusexual

An otherwise straight dude who experiences strong sexual urges at the sight of New Zealand rugby player Ma'a Nonu.

In part this phenomenon can be explained by the fact that Nonu, whilst a feared competitor in a physical game, has girly hair, a tendency to wear eye make-up and, despite being an international athlete, a sizeable rack.

Calvin: Dude, whoa, hot chick alert. And she's playing some sort of wierd netball in a tight black shirt.
Marshall: Its rugby you Nonusexual

Franklin: Man I got with this chick last week and took her back to my place. But it just wasn't happening. Then the rugby came on and I saw Ma'a. Stiff as a board straightaway and got the job done.
Keith: Hmm, sounds like Nonusexuality to me

by The_Trill_LV October 12, 2013

Noobus Sarinus

Exact synonym of Noobus Maximus

Noob Sarin was a big Noobus Sarinus.

by Potatodogg October 1, 2019

Noobus

THE GREATEST FISH NAME

my fishes name is noobus

by Littlebitchboi July 10, 2020