Hobo

Hobos are a peaceful people.Being homeless and pennyless, similar to MC Hammer. They go place to place taking money from people for doing odd jobs, whether it be pulling weeds, kiiling roaches, cleaning roach poop, or eating roaches.

They're like uh...drifters. Telling stories to whoever they can

Boy: Grandpa! What are those carving symbols?

Grandpa: You see here son, these be hobo signs! This here sign means, there's work for cornbread 2 blocks up.
Hobos LOVE cornbread...

by Christopher Ess August 8, 2005

hobo

A free man/woman who is no longer trapped in the society of capitalism and time. He/she can go to sleep whenever he/she wants to, and do anything.
Hobos are good at recycling dumpstered food that huge coporations throws out.

That hobo just found a whole bag of pies in our dumpster!

by Exorph May 26, 2004

hobo

a hobo spends their time riding the rails and is happy with a bottle of beer a gutair and some friends. hobos are not at all to be confused with bumbs and tramps because they are unhappy and bitter about their homeless state and hobos are happy and they make the best of their situation

nothin beats the hobo life stabbin folks with my hobo knife

by hobo man February 5, 2004

hobo

the most kickass people in the world, also the coolest job in the world.

someone who could do something with their lives but don't want to.

I would rather be a hobo

by matt dold January 15, 2004

No Hobo

A phase used to tell Hobo's you disinterest in giving them; money, cigarettes, or drugs.

Blake and Robby were walking Downtown on Main Street by Barringer Bar, a hobo asked them for a cigarette, to which Blake replied "No Hobo" and nonchalantly walked off.

Can also be used to bum cigarettes from your friends, simply ask for the cigarette and then exclaim "No Hobo".

by ElBorrachoBlake October 10, 2015

hoboe

n. An instrument generally featured in an orchestra that travels because its members do not maintain permanent addresses. Known for its many variations, this woodwind may be constructed of cardboard, cans, duct tape, soda bottles, newspaper, or any combination thereof. The key criterion is whether or not its tone is successful in separating passersby from extraneous coinage.

"There was a fine hoboe soloist on the corner of 83rd and 2nd last night."

by Oscar Wilder July 29, 2006

Hobo

ho·bo
noun
One who wanders from place to place without a permanent home or a means of livelihood.

adjective
Hip n groovy

verb
To do as a hobo does; the act of sitting in random areas for no good reason.

That hobo is too hobo to be hobo. Yes.

by Timmylicious May 2, 2007