no can do

An artform. practised mostly by cowards or weaklings. The art of running away from trouble or doing nothin.

I hope that gang doesn't start on us cuz im an expert in no can do.

by fufon July 18, 2007

No can so no do

A Chinese-flavoured loan phrase used by the Chinese Chinglishes. Its meaning is "Don't boast! If you can't do it, then don't do it." Used mainly in irony.

Jenna: Can you do this parkour?
Michael: I am strong enough!
Jenna: No can so no do.

by lakundannana menerstandannaver March 4, 2026

No can do

I am unable to do it.

"I'm sorry, but I won't be able to attend the event on Tuesday. It's a no can do for me, unfortunately."

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

Randle No Can Handle

Randle No Can Handle means a person can't handle the amount of weed they smoked or the amount of alcohol they consumed. The symptoms of Randle No Can Handle is when a person throws up or knocks out cold.

originated in Hawaii

Guy 1: Duuude, ty just passed out from drinking to much vodka.

Guy 2: Ahhhh randle no can handle

by FrankieDawg August 31, 2011

can or no can?

is it alright or not?

Islandboy: eh dad we going beach, can or no can?

Islandboy's dad: cans

Islandboy: shoots!

by Arjune D.M. October 6, 2008

crime no can pay

crime doesn't pay. Batman's signature line in Pidgin English.

If Batman were one Kanaka dude, he'd say "crime no can pay, so no ack' Joker!". Joker would say "I wen get yo' ass next time, Batman, bumbai!"

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 December 30, 2016

I Can’t Go For That (No Can Do)

Easy, ready, willing, overtime
Where does it stop
Where do you dare me
To draw the line
You've got the body
Now you want my soul
Don't even think about it
Say no go

I, I 'll do anything
That you want me to do
And I'll do almost anything
That you want me to, ooh

But I can't go for that, no (no) no can do
No, I can't go for that, no (no) no can do
I can't go for that, no (no) no can do

I can't go for that
Can't go for that
Can't go for that
Can't go for that

I can go for being twice as nice
I can go for just repeating
The same old lines
Use the body
Now you want my soul
Ooh, forget about it
Now say no go

I, I'll do anything
That you want me to do
I'll do almost anything
That you want me to

But I can't go for that, no (no) no can do
I can't go for that, no (no) no can do
I can't go for that, no (no) no can do

I can't go for that
Can't go for that
Can't go for that
Can't go for that

Yeah, I, I'll do anything
That you want me to do
And I'll do almost anything
That you want me to

But I can't go for that, no (no) no can do
I can't go for that, no (no) no can do
I can't go for that, no (no) no can do

I can't go for that
Can't go for that
Can't go for that
I can't go for that

No I can't go for that, no (no) no can do
I can't go for that, no no, no can do
I can't go for that, (no no no no) no I can't go for that

I Can’t Go For That (No Can Do)
No can't do
I can't go for that (no no no no can't do)
I can't go for that
I can't go for that, yeah (no can do)
No, no, no, no, no, no

by Death Menace July 10, 2023