ninja turtle generation

Those born between years 1983-1990, not later, maybe a year or two earlier.

It's no wonder the rest of the world is so fucked up, they weren't born in the Ninja Turtle Generation.

by wasoncejake August 10, 2005

ninja turtle drunk

A severe state of intoxication marked by two main characteristics:

1. The belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. The intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.

Steve was ninja turtle drunk last night... first I saw him try and fight the bouncer when he left the bar, and then he found an old pizza in the dumpster and ate the whole thing. Master Splinter would be have been proud.

by MattyP603 November 11, 2013

awkward ninja turtle

similar to the awkward turtle, place your hands on top of each other, except point your palms towards the awkward individual (representing the evolution of the ninja turtles to walk upright) and make punching/kicking gestures with your forefingers/thumbs

someone makes a sex joke in front of your parents.....what do you do?....awkward ninja turtle....

by Craiggy February 24, 2008

stoopid ninja turtle pussio

basically when sum1 be real ugly like wit 10 rolls on their forehead yh and they also a pussio, making them a stoopid ninja turtle pussio

*wimp*: "no im not gonna fight the bully" *other guy*: stfu u stoopid ninja turtle pussio

aye aye made this wit my g oscar, iss dion here and ethan next me rn is gay

by dionkdionkdionkdionkdionkdionk May 6, 2021

ninja turtle

the ninja turtle (can be used both in the singular and plural sense). is an ancient turtle, originally from the sewer region of densley populated cities. They are often accompanied by a large rat. ninja turtles hit their ninja "peaks" during their teenage years.

Turtles in a half shell, TURTLE POWER!!!

by Josh Stramoli June 29, 2004

spoon fed ninja turtle

Used to describe someone who has a fuck up that only a dumbass could have.

friend: i dropped my Nintendo into the toilet while taking a humongous shit!

you: your a spoon fed ninja turtle.

by k!mmyh3d-69 October 20, 2021

Ninja Turtle Feet

The way socked feet look after spending time in flip flops.

Didn't have time to put on shoes this morning, guess I'll have Ninja Turtle Feet for the rest of the day.

by Mrmcchicken March 9, 2012