Ninja Sex Party

Proof that music isn’t dead yet.
Ninja Sex Party is a band formed by well known comedian Danny Avidan, and Brian Wecht. Just about every one of their songs includes incredibly sexual themes and lyrics and it’s amazing, final oppinion, amazing band, great people, great music.

Person 1:”Hey dude, did you listen to the new Ninja Sex Party album.”
Person 2:”Hell yeah man, just like the others it was amazing.”
Person 3:”Oh I don’t listen to that crap, I listen to real music, like Kanye.”
Person 1:”No one would blame us if he killed him.”
Person 2:”Agreed.”

by Blacklisted Omnivore May 18, 2018

ninja turtle sex

Sex with backpacks on

Want to do some ninja turtle sex?
Sure, let me get my backpack!

by DanKuren June 3, 2016

Ninja Turtle Sex

Sex with a backpack on.

W: Let's go have ninja turtle sex.
M: What's ninja turtle sex?
W: It's sex with a backpack on.

by Mr.MasterShake April 22, 2016

Sex Ninja

A person who can engage in sexual intercourse or masturbation so stealthily that the people in the adjoining room do not suspect a thing.

Dave: Dude, did your parents cath you and whats-her'face screwing last night?

Ed: No way, man. I'm a sex ninja.

by Wesker June 11, 2006

sex ninjas

The purpose of sex ninjas is to flip out and have sex without you knowing.

Then the sex ninjas flipped out and had almighty flying wall to wall sex while Kieth sat in his room, unaware.

by Freddie December 16, 2004

sex ninja

Someone who acts conservative but is secretly really kinky and good in bed.

"I thought John was a super awkward nerdy guy who never gets girls, turns out he's a complete sex ninja!"

by THE sex ninja January 5, 2013

Ninja Turtle Sex

Sex with back packs on.

Hey wanna have ninja turtle sex?

What's that?

Sex while you're wearing back packs.

by Ninjes August 31, 2016