Ning Nang Nong

A magicall place invented by Spike Milligan, somewhere past the Black Stump, but not quite as far as Timbuktu. Famously popularized by the popular adult television programme Play School.
On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows smoke Bong, and the monkeys all throw poo, There's a Nong Nang Ning Where the fat man sings, and the tea pots sing along too. On the Nong Ning Nang all the mice get banged, and you just can't catch 'em when they do, so its Ning Nang Nong, Cows smoke Bong! Nong Nang Ning, the fat man sings, Nong Ning Nang, The mice get banged, What a noisy place to belong, is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!!
by TarddieBuddie January 30, 2010
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A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)
My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong
by LC Gilly November 2, 2022
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A ning nong is a complete fucking wanker and should choke on riley reids left ass cheek
Anna is such a ning nong she cant even do her goddam japanese assignment
by Eatyourvegies May 9, 2019
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"oh shut up you ning-nong
by thebaddestbiatch March 16, 2021
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ning nong

a black monkey that should go sit the fuck down he is a dumb fuck who should go back to the farms, and oh did i forget he escaped from the zoo
THE NING NONG ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO!
OH NO I HEARD HE HAS A 2 DOLLAR BOUNTY ON HIS HEAD!
by anonymous September 17, 2022
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Ning Nang Nong

Ning Nang Nong is the side kick of the well known Lil Shlong. ( F**** R*****) He often refers to himself as tech support or your Nigerian Uncle offering gold bars. But we all know what he's doing, so don't give him your passwords! His latest rap is coming out soon featuring lil shlong.
"Hello this is Ning Nang Nong from Tech Support, how may I help?"
by Ning Nang Nong October 28, 2020
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Ning Nang Nong

Ning Nang Nong is the side kick of the well known Lil Shlong. ( Flynn Ranson) He often refers to himself as tech support or your Nigerian Uncle offering gold bars. But we all know what he's doing, so don't give him your passwords! His latest rap is coming out soon featuring lil shlong.
"Hello this is Ning Nang Nong from Tech Support, how may I help?"
by Ning Nang Nong October 28, 2020
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