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Newton's 4th law of political dynamics 

The more a politician speaks out against gays and gay rights, the more likely he is to be gay himself.
Dude, that Senator is beating up on gays. He just following Newton's 4th law of political dynamics. He must be gay.

Newtons 4th law

The touching of one close to them
I’m sorry, it’s newtons 4th law