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Newsprint

Okie from the perspective of a gay man, print reading relates to a person checking out the penis print of a man. Newsprint accordingly, is when a penis print is lightweight made of wood pulp meant to be distributed easily and quickly to the masses daily. Newsprint is when it’s small enough that you need to put on readers to see it.
Check out that guys newsprint! (Does the Ken Jeong squinting through his fingers)
by Brailleprint March 29, 2026
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newspinion

An article or video segment resultant of the bastardization of opinion and objective news.

See: Fox News
Looks like Fox News is running another newspinion on abortion tonight.
by leeismichael October 6, 2010
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Newsying

If you are having a conversation with someone and they mention something you have no idea about. You nod your head and go along with it like you know what they are talking about but in reality you have no idea.
Dude you are totally newsying.

You totally just newsied that.
by Drmaze88 July 14, 2020
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Newsying

If you are having a conversation with someone and they mention something you have no idea about. You nod your head and go along with it like you know what they are talking about but in reality you have no idea.
Dude you are totally newsying.

You totally just newsied that.
by Drmaze88 July 14, 2020
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