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Dumbass, nobody calls it "The Haven"
I've been living here for 17 years.
Hillhouse HS is the shittyest school in NH!
by One toasted cracker! October 18, 2004
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new haven

A small city in Southern Connecticut that is being bought out by Yale University. There are rich sections like Beaver Hill, Westville, East Rock, The Cove, and of course the Yale area. Then there are the hoods, The Ville, Hill, Tre, Tribe, Jungle, Eastern Circle, the G, the 2-5, and some others I forgot. Downtown is full of boutiques and stores at which only Yalies shop. There are tons of public high schools and one prep school, Hopkins. It is ghetto and there are gangs and drugs on every corner but out of state gangsters don't respect the hustling that is going on in New Haven. I wouldn't either, lol. It's pretty safe. Sure it's no Southport, but people shouldn't be afraid of it.
"My mom says I can't go to New Haven --I'll get shot"
"Please girl, you're crazy, nothing is going to happen to you. You can get shot in Westport too."
by sososweet203 December 4, 2006
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New Haven

A cool city in Connecticut, feels kind of like a scaled down mix of Philly and Brooklyn, has some bad areas but many nice areas as well. New Haven is also home to one of the most prestigious schools in the world, Yale University, and has great art, music, and food.
I live in New York and New Haven pizza is worth the drive.
by CupBdown March 2, 2008
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New Haven doorbell

The act of getting the attention of some one inside a house by sitting in your car and honking the horn repeatedly rather than getting off your ass and ringing the bell or knocking. This method is particularly popular in New Haven CT when you are trying to sleep.
The neighbor's douchebag boyfriend woke me up with a New Haven doorbell again.
by The Duke of Hayhay April 28, 2014
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New Haven Style

Burnt, like the crust on the famous pizza served in New Haven, CT. Typically used to justify serving something that you accidentally burnt.
Friend of cook: Hey bro, these biscuits are burnt!
Cook: Nah, man, they're just New Haven Style.
by mccurrdl January 16, 2014
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University of New Haven

University of New Haven, aka University of No Hope but not UNH (unless there is a line thing through it) due to copyright (University of New Hampshire) is a school mainly for people hoping to one day be in the FBI by spending 4 years of Hell in the Ghetto of West Haven, Ct where you can't even go to class across campus without getting robbed. It is also the place where our future police officers get drunk and high nightly.
Person A: So where are you going to school?
Person B: University of New Haven, duh, I want to get robbed first by the parents of the people I will arrest!
by alcoholic CJ major March 14, 2010
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New Haven High School

A small town in Michigan's lower thumb region, filled with Pathetic orange colored teenagers, Drug addict Adults, Annoying toddlers and semi cute babies. Infested with teen moms and wannabe gangsters that pride their every day in wanting to seem better than one another, while not realizing they suck at life.

New Haven is its own little world of fuckedupness. Don't look for your fellow plastics here, these bitches don't know how to change out of their pajamas and ugg boots. To be clear, Fashion is a word Never spoken in this town. They cant seem to understand it. As for guys? Well, as said, Wanna be gangsters that are burnouts or athletes with no futures followed by a slight amount of "Country boys" that think they're cool just because they drink beer and have ugly loud trucks. Boneheads.

The only decent people in new haven would be the elderly, and the gays. Which even then, there's a small selection of likable ones. If you MUST go there, beware of who you talk to. It could be the person screwing your husband.
New Haven High School? HA! It doesn't deserve to be exemplified.
by PNLOPthebitch February 20, 2011
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