Des Moines Neti Pot

The act of holding your kneeling partner's head back toward the end of a blow job, shooting your thick, hot load all over their up-turned face, then proceeding to shove the dripping cum up their nose with the head of your cock. If your partner is a good slut, they will become extra-aroused as the cum dries.

Whenever I would go over to her place, Gumar would drop to her knees and beg for a Des Moines Neti Pot.

by Kate McGee June 9, 2011

Neti pot

(Verb) the act of urinating into someone's nostril, and watching it pour out of the other nostril.

Bro, I neti potted that chick, I had half of my dick up her nose and it sprayed out the other nostril like a hose.

by Christopher_aaron April 4, 2017

Burmese Neti Pot

('b&r-'mEz / 'ne-tE / 'pät)

The act of urinating into someones nasal passage.

(Note: Historically, Neti pots were used in Yoga to assist in clearing the nasal passages.)

Wendy's nasal infection was indeed caused by the 'Burmese Neti Pot' Thomas gave her the previous Sunday.

by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005

Neti Pot

When a girl is giving you that vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000 head, that you cum so much that it comes out her nose.

Homie 1: "How did it go with that girl you met last night?"
Homie 2: "Yo, she blew me off so good, I Neti Potted her shit!"

by GoofyGoozler12 November 1, 2020

Australian Neti Pot

The sexual act of ejaculating inside somebody's nostril and having it come out of the other nostril, like a Neti Pot

Billy gave me an Australian Neti Pot yesterday.

by Thedumbestmanalive July 5, 2016

Neti Pot

When he cums inside of her nose and it goes up the nasal cavity

Dude! That bitch wanted it so bad I Neti Poted her and she sneezed for 2 days!

by BlueMommaWolf February 11, 2018

Golden Neti Pot

When someone urinates in one nostril and it pours out the other nostril.

Bob came home from work early one day only to find his wife acting as the last link in a golden neti pot chain.

by Sir Bangsalotmore September 3, 2022