Nutfuck

n. 1. One who steals your oranges; a thief. 2. One who is mentally deficient; a buffoon. v. 3. The act of stealing oranges; thievery.

"Don't nutfuck my oranges, nutfuck!"

by Kablizzy August 7, 2006

nutfuckle

Mutated, altered fuck knuckle

If Little Jonny doesnt stop picking up hookers off the street he will turn into a nutfuckle...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

Netflucked

When unexplainable buffering occurs durnng your favorite show and you have to wait for the cliffhanger moment

I was finally having a chance to watch Saw online and I was netflucked before the first death scene.

by templehill April 29, 2014

nutfuck

A person who acts mindlessly.
See fucknut

That nutfuck ran over my cat!

by Ethan December 4, 2003

Netfucked

Binge watching a series before your agreed date/time with watch partners

I told her not to watch the new season without me, when she didn’t laugh at that joke I knew she totally netfucked me.

by Pmbfl June 20, 2022

nutfuck

the act of sticking a male scrotum into a females vagina replacing the semen covered penis

Dude, i nutfucked that horny old lady down the street

by chet stedmond May 26, 2009

Net fuck

When the internet comes and goes and you just can't get any satisfaction

I was trying to update my Facebook status on the underground but I got net fucked

by Mensa Madness June 1, 2016