NERTS

Nipple Erection Right Through Shirt

by DaWall July 11, 2003

nert

A word made up by two kids named Nick and Allen in high school that is best described as an antonym to the "F" word. This word sums up incredibly stupid, yet serious, situations. Can also be used as a response to something extremely cliché.

This word evolved out of a sound made to imitate retarded people. It was more like "Ner-ner-nerrrrt!" in it's original form.

Dad: Son, you can't go to the dance until you've done all your chores!

Son: Nert...

by Allen Smith October 25, 2007

NERTS

When you can see nipples poking through the shirt. AKA Nipples Erected Right Through Shirt

Dude, Did you see her NERTS? She had some pretty big silver dollar pancakes!

by Wild Bor November 29, 2009

nert

1.) Onomatopoeic representation of exhaustion or sudden sleep.

2.) Used to verbally escape from answering questions, or direct accusation by feigning sleep.

1.)
TIM: Bill, are you awake enough to go to the movies?
BILL: Nert (sleeps)

2.)
JILL: Jane, is this your bloody knife in the bathtub?
JANE: Well...I...NERT (feigns sleep)

by Joe R April 23, 2003

Nerting

Nerd flirting

He's totally nerting with me.

She's such a nert.

by artpowerlines August 29, 2011

nert

another way for saying no, naw
opposite of yert

R u gonna take a shit
nert

by migogangg May 27, 2018

nert nert

The female or male genitalia, as in penis or vagina.

"That idiot hit me in the nert nert."

"I bet you like it when I touch my nert nert."

"Omg, that girl was not wearing panties... totally saw her nert nert!!!"

by Kla1217 October 21, 2008