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Approaching occupational neurosis

The sense of exponential dread that occurs when one more closely nears one's workplace. If one is driving down a hill to said workplace the effect is sometimes described as Hell like.
(In a carpool on a public service ad) "What's wrong Jake? Your face has gone white."

"Look down there at the bottom of the hill and to the right!"

"OH MY GOD! IT"S THAT PLACE WE WORK!"

(A psychologist enters the ad and states paternally; "This is approaching occupational neurosis. Don't let it happen to you or anyone you care about. Resign or seek professional help immediately!"
by Cirdellin December 30, 2009
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Necrosis

Necrosis is another form of cellular suicide, much like Apoptosis, only in Necrosis, the cell does not totally disappear.

The mitochondria of the cell swell, as do all of the cytoplasmic compartments of the cell. The plasma, organelle and nuclear membranes all dissolve, and ribosomes disappear. Eventually the cell disintegrates, and leaves little bits and pieces.

Very easy to recognize.
Whoa! My cell is totally going under necrosis!

Necrosis is what you DON'T WANT your cells to do when you cure cancer. You want no debris or leftovers.
by Another IMSA student November 7, 2005
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Negrosis

A mental disorder characterized by having irresistible tendencies towards unreasonable violence, irrational and low-intellect thought, stealing, and raping.
"Yeah, my friend was suffering from Negrosis so he became a dumbass and decided to steal someone's bike for no apparent reason"
by Man of the Klan December 6, 2018
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Love Necrosis

The feeling of loving someone and that love being the cause of all your pain. Despite how much you don't want to admit this love is hurting you, it really is.
I love her man.
Dude you're suffering love necrosis.
by Shikari Emarosa June 13, 2013
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Chuck neurosis

Neurosis of the infinite kind. The Alpha and Omega of Neurosis. The self induced, interconnected, interstellar particle of Neurosis from which all Neurosis stems.
When the turns green... The lantern burns bright...you suffer neurosis and master it. You become a sensei of Neurosis, and then you take a big draw on life and Chuck Neurosis faces you!
by 12th Dan Neurosis March 15, 2017
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Reverse negrosis

When a black person calls a white person a "nigga" but doesn't like it when the white person says it back. Also referred to as a "one way nigga."
Black person: Waddup nigguuuuuuuh?
White person: Yo. Waddup my nigguh?
Black person: What the fuck did you just call me?
White person: Yo man. That's reverse negrosis.
by ElJameso April 14, 2015
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Neurosis

A vague diagnosis to describe:
-sometimes constant anxiety with no stress triggering it
-obsessive compulsive antics
-irritably with your girlfriend to the point where you smack her and she says "why" and you reply "because"
-repeated fantasizing of every day things
-so-on

Symptoms tend to take form in manic episodes that can last for days, weeks, or maybe just an hour.
Kimmy: "I hate my life. Why am I even here?"
Kimmy then has thoughts about self worth and what her worth means to Tod, which is being controlled by her sporadic anxiety attack because she has neurosis.
Tod: "Haha, you're so neurotic."
by Faghagg February 1, 2010
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