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National Trip Tall People Day

Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5’4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller
Fellow midgets we must rejoice, it is national trip tall people day
by Poop_Snorkler October 19, 2021
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National Make Tall People Short Day

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.
Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day
by ironninjapi October 10, 2020
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National Bully Tall People Day

On October 25th, you are allowed to go up to any person above 5'9 and start just hating on them.
Take National Bully Tall People Day to the extreme, its a free-for-all!
by CallMeBigDill October 22, 2023
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National tall people day

A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.
by Chickenmann September 2, 2021
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National bite tall people's ankles day

October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences
Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!

Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!
by anonymous October 12, 2022
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National Tall People Day

April 3rd, national tall people’s day. That anyone who’s above 6ft gets a kiss from someone who’s below 5’5 for appreciation.
Bro it’s national tall people’s day Nayeli owes you a kiss!

It’s national tall people day stay away!
by Nayeli Husband March 13, 2024
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