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National ball kicking day 

The 3rd of May you can kick any guy in the balls and he can’t get mad
Sorry i kicked you but its national ball kicking day

National Ball Stretcher Day

National Ball Stretcher Day is on March 14th, Carl Wheezer's birthday. Use your ball stretcher too your full extent. All Day and All Night.
Person 1:Hey, today is national ball stretcher day. Have you used your ball stretcher yet today?
Person 2:Why wouldn't I have?

National losing balls day

June 8th is national losing balls day. Dedicated to all the girls out there who choked and accidentally swallowed some balls
You sucked them too hard they fell off!
Sorry! i accidentally chocked on them
well i guess today is national losing balls day!

National Sweaty Balls Day

National Sweaty Balls Day Takes Place Every January 11th, All Men Are Required to Sniff Their Balls Atleast Once That Day, The Rule Being Upped to Atleast 10 Times if The Person is a Femboy. The Sweatier The Better
"Bro Ron, Today is National Sweaty Balls Day, You Know What That means!"

National Balls In Ass Day 

A holiday that servers as a reminder to the NSFW video of a man farting out his own testicles, typically celebrated on November 23rd.
Man, did you know that National Balls in Ass Day is celebrated on the same day as Toms birthday?

National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day
December 13th is National Eat goat balls day so you're having GOAT BALLS