narco trafficante

Drug trafficker in spanish. Someone who smuggles and distributes drugs from/into the US from Mexico or other Latin America countries.

I come on the front of the Narco Trafficante I get to telling them motherfuckers "Yo mato por nada" They like "What that mean?" I had to tell em', that mean I kill for nothin. - Kevin Gates

by envybank$ December 8, 2015

Narbone

When you use a cooked microwave pizza to masturbate. This works best when the pizza is rolled up and placed around the penis. After using the pizza pie as a warm vagina proxy, the culprit removes the semen ridden snack and puts it back in the freezer.

Vin: Jack, did you get that pizza from the freezer?
Jack: Yea, obviously ya fuck nut.
Vin: Well actually you're the nut, because I nutted all over that pizza.
Jack: Ah fuck, shit, God dammit!
Paul and Moses: Narbone!

by maggief November 4, 2009

Narconstipation

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.

Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.

by jzaztrow August 26, 2016

Narcotecture

Narcotecture - n. - (nahr-coh-tek-shur)- The style of structure (most commonly large residences) built by large-scale distributors of illegal narcotics. This style includes many exits, ostentatious extravagance, and other features that are either practical for a fugitive or large-scale drug dealers or classic signs of nouveau riche. Common in illegal narcotics hubs such as Bogota, Colombia, and Kabul, Afghanistan.

Guy A:Who built that gaudy mansion?
Guy B:A local drug lord.
Guy A:Ah, classic example of narcotecture.

Tony Montana's mansion in the movie Scarface is a great example of narcotecture.

by rdreader February 21, 2010

horizontal narcolepsy

When one uncontrollably falls asleep every time they lay down flat, parallel to the floor, even if it is not a planned "nap time."

Roger: "Hey man, why weren't you in class today?"

Matt: "Dude, i laid down on the couch to watch TV and my horizontal narcolepsy kicked in... woke up 4 hours later."

by midleman08 May 11, 2010

butt narcolepsy

When your ass falls asleep, in the same way that your leg or your arm does. Can occur at any time without warning. It tends to recur, and may be more properly referred to as a chronic condition as such. Reports indicate that some find it pleasant, while others don't.

Person 1: Hey, why is Johnson sitting like that?
Person 2: Well, he told me the other day that he's got butt narcolepsy.

Person 1: Ah, sorry to hear that. Hope he's doing alright with it.
Person 2: Ya he manages.

by general_racc April 13, 2017

narcobeaner

Noun and ethnic slur referring to Mexican thugs involved in violent drug trade.

WTF happened to Ciudad Juarez?

It's a wasteland; narcobeaners have literally overrun the place.

by Joan Valdez August 14, 2010