Naked Mole Rat

A girl with Blondish Brownish hair otherwise known as Amber. She loves chocolate and long walks on the beach. She's got cute little freckles and cheeks you just want to squeeze. The cheeks on her face is what I'm talking about. Not her butt chekks, there to small. Nah Nah, jk. For short call her N.M.R.!!!!

"Is That An N.M.R.!?" Girl 1

" You mean a naked mole rat?" Girl 2

"Oh, yeah" Girl 1

Naked Mole Rat by dgjdghfghf girl September 9, 2009

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A penis.

biggest naked mole rat ive seen in a while!

naked mole rat by chittychittybangbangs December 6, 2010

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Naked Mole Rat

A cigarette smoking carnivore most likely seen in the bushes or trying to avoid work somewhere in a portapotty most commonly known as a "willhite" digs in buttock daily, red headed and freckle faced, makes good friend

Younder in the brush lies a naked mole rat in its natural habitat

Naked Mole Rat by YeeyeeOicu September 28, 2018

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Naked Mole Rat

A being that just by looking at him, strikes fear in men and women alike, simply because of his unrivaled amount of virginity. You do not want to cross paths with this man, because his pathetic willpower to live will spread towards you and your whole bloodline...affecting every aspect of their lives for generations, making them worthless pathetic beings that are just...just virgins for life.

Naked Mole Rat: Hi, you watch JOJO?

Random Gungalar: Uhhh UHHHHH waaa...AAHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A VIRGIN....GET IT OFF OF ME, AAAHHHHHHHHH

Naked Mole Rat by anonymous April 6, 2019